Heritage Black Ceramic Pizza Stone and Pizza ...

December 7, 2019 - Comment

The first time you take a bite of a pizza off of the Heritage stone you may weep at the beauty of the moment, but you may be filled with regret upon the realization of all the lesser pizza you have suffered through till now. Though it may be burning the roof of your mouth,

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The first time you take a bite of a off of the
you may weep at the beauty of the moment, but you may be filled
with regret upon the realization of all the lesser pizza you have suffered through till now.

Though it may be the roof of your mouth, you will feel no pain,
for your mind and soul will be flying through the Tuscan country side.

While your friends devour their pizza they will look at you with a mixture of awe and horror,
suspecting you to be some kind of dark sorcerer.

Quickly calm them by telling them “Elon Musk invented it. It’s the same material as the rockets.”
They will vigorously nod and grunt acceptance as they keep chewing.

Words of Warning from our customers:

“If you are in the middle of a divorce please just buy a second stone.
It’s not worth the heartache and legal fees to fight over it.” – April Sanders

“Please do not tell your children during dinner
that if the pizza stone was your son
he would be your favorite.” – Kathy Tecku

Happy Eating,
co-founder Mike Tecku

Product Features

  • FASTER: Pre-heats up to 2 times faster than other pizza .
  • CLEAN: Will not from grease or burn crust and washes to like new condition every time.
  • ODORLESS: Does not smoke and will keep your pizza tasting great and home smelling good.
  • #1 REVIEWED: Most loved pizza and stone on Amazon.
  • DURABLE: Your pizza stone will not crack in the and is Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Comments

Anonymous says:

Amanda Hamilton MUST see this review! The very future of humanity depends on Amanda Hamilton reading this review! If Amanda Hamilton doesn’t see this review, and therefore doesn’t order a Heritage Pizza Stone, the machines will take over and subjugate us all!I bought this pizza stone because my delightful and lovely domestic partner in crime is neither graceful nor particularly sober most of the time.She had a pizza stone prior to this world changing Heritage Pizza Stone…and she tried to pull it out of the…

Anonymous says:

You won’t be disappointed. I’ve owned pizza stones in the past. I’ve loved them. After years of use they broke easily. When I came across this stone, I decided to give it a try due simply to the fact of the black top coating. That simple detail makes a difference that I’ve noticed. The stones I’ve used in the past did not have this detail. With the black top coat, it made cleaning very easy, and I am even able to use soap to give me that reassurance that my dishes are actually clean. In the past I wasn’t able to use soap…

Anonymous says:

Poor packaging, but very nice product My first order came in a normal amazon box with no bubble wrap or supportive wrapping. Just a single piece of brown packing paper. The first stone arrived in many pieces because of the terrible packaging. Returning was simple and I decided to order another thinking the packaging would be better. The second stone arrived with similar packaging but luckily was still intact. I’ve used the stone in the oven for bread and on the grill for pizza. Easy to clean and large enough. I keep it on the…

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